Mom and Dad have prepared the sleeping chambers for #3 Dyson. She better like Purple. And girly stuff. They worked "hard" on the room and are "proud" of the results. I don't know if I'd go that far. Coop says he likes it. What an ass-kisser.
Anyway, I look forward to a new minion, since Cooper didn't quite turn out to be who I wanted. He has too much spunk and chutzpah. I asked for someone malleable, docile, and loyal. Instead I got someone stubborn, free-willed, and with a giant head. Once again, my parents have let me down.
Let's hope for their sakes #3 turns out as requested.
That is all...
That is all...
