This weekend we went to my grandparents' house. They have recently purchased a delightful pup named Bandit. Bandit is a Jack Russel, which are some of the most trainable dogs in the world.
Perhaps I should abandon my canine-killer/butler training programs with Annie and Charlie, and start with this impressionable young pup. I could mold him as I see fit and use him to do things like assassinate very small people or carry my monkey, Apu on his back in a little saddle.
In this pic I am describing to Bandit how large a pile of money I will sleep on when I take over the world. He was most impressed.Needless to say he wooed me with his enthusiasm and naivete. And his puppy kisses.
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