A new playground opened near mi casa. It has everything a growing tyrant needs to get into peak physical condition: copious obstacles, monkey bars, rock climbing, agility drills, and most importantly, a SLIDE. Wheeeeeeee!
I like to come down here not only for the exercise, but to spread the gospel of Waakabee amongst the populace. Depending on the audience, I could be saying, "The time is coming. Waakabee will set us all free," or "You're so toast when I get my first armed force together," or "hey baby, ever wondered what it'd be like to be a concubine?"
On top of all this, there is a train track very close by. I must admit I get excited like a silly little school girl at a Hannah Montana concert when I see the trains. I also like to chart their schedule and speed. This info could be useful for planning delivery of arms, contraband, or catching a lift to evade the fuzz.
Now, back to the slide. Wheeeeee!!
On top of all this, there is a train track very close by. I must admit I get excited like a silly little school girl at a Hannah Montana concert when I see the trains. I also like to chart their schedule and speed. This info could be useful for planning delivery of arms, contraband, or catching a lift to evade the fuzz.
Now, back to the slide. Wheeeeee!!
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