Today I, Waakabee, will be playing Santa in the school play. My role includes a monologue and a solo. Some of you may express surprise that a skinny four year old could play an obese, altruistic geriatric. Poppycock, I say.
The B has excellent range. The B is an excellent actor. The B is an excellent singer. Put simply, the B is excellence.
As long as the other monkeys in my troupe don't try to outshine me in anyway or occlude my spotlight, things will go off without a hitch. Should anyone get cheeky, though...I can turn a jingle bell into a shiv before you can say, "Joy Noel".
If you are in town today, feel free to stop by and watch the performance. I dare say some of you will shed a tear in gratitude.
That is all...
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