When I think of all the cool days ahead of me, many things come to mind. The day I get my driver's license. The day I get my right to carry permit. The day I conquer the world. The day I get my first manly chest hair. The day I get to see a live action Silverhawks movie, starring Matthew McConaughey as Bluegrass.
However, none of these compares to today. Today I went to see Lightning McQueen in person. Live, in the autobody flesh, one of my heroes.
Here in this picture I bow my head in reverence to him. He is great. He is fast. He is LIGHTNING. Frackin' A.
This event was not mine alone to experience - I met up with my consigliere, Frederick. Or, as he sometimes likes to be called when we play Miami Vice, "Rico".
I've long since learned that you cannot conquer the world alone. Although I have no plans to share power, I do need loyal and able henchmen to assist me. Freddie is my number two, my William Riker, my Robin, my Starbuck. He and I have successfully planned and executed no fewer than a dozen high risk jobs in the last year.
Together, we are unstoppable. Even when we get our signals crossed, as evidenced by this photo.
We ran all over the place, checking out the sweet rides at the event, and the hot chicks...
...plotting the take down of the world, practicing our Matrix fight moves (note we move faster than even a camera computer chip can register!)...
However, none of these compares to today. Today I went to see Lightning McQueen in person. Live, in the autobody flesh, one of my heroes.
Here in this picture I bow my head in reverence to him. He is great. He is fast. He is LIGHTNING. Frackin' A.This event was not mine alone to experience - I met up with my consigliere, Frederick. Or, as he sometimes likes to be called when we play Miami Vice, "Rico".
I've long since learned that you cannot conquer the world alone. Although I have no plans to share power, I do need loyal and able henchmen to assist me. Freddie is my number two, my William Riker, my Robin, my Starbuck. He and I have successfully planned and executed no fewer than a dozen high risk jobs in the last year.
Together, we are unstoppable. Even when we get our signals crossed, as evidenced by this photo.
We ran all over the place, checking out the sweet rides at the event, and the hot chicks...
...plotting the take down of the world, practicing our Matrix fight moves (note we move faster than even a camera computer chip can register!)...
Ah Fred, the future we'll have. Stick with me, and we'll go far. Oh, and don't plan on going Brutus on me. I read Julius Caesar. (bet you didn't know it comes in a board book format!)
That is all...
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