G'day Mate

Got my didgeridoo and I'm going on a walkabout to see a crocodile.

And then after I've killed that croc, I'll chop off his tail and slap the hell out Waakabee with it.

Why, you ask? Why accost a young boy with a severed crocodile's tail?

Cause sometimes even Wayne Brady has to slap a bitch.

That is all...