Magna Cum Validus

Today I was thrown a parade and ceremony to herald my emergence into boyhood and my eminence in the field of pre-K academia.

For kicks, I let the administrators dress the other children in matching red cap and gown. I felt that having a coterie of disciples who emulate me would be a great way to reinforce the message that I FRAKKING ROCK AND YOU KNOW IT.

My right hand man, my meta-human colleague and trusted consigliari Fred and I look smashing in our outfits, wouldn't you say?

Also in attendance were my lieutenants, Aadi, Aneesh, and Avery. Or as I like to call them, my A-Team. If I had to pick roles, I think it's pretty obvious that Aneesh is Face, Avery is Murdock, Aadi is the van, and Freddie is BA Baracus. That rounds me out to be Hannibal. As if you couldn't tell.

Alright gang, it's time to roll. First we hit the punch, then the cookies, then back to the punch, then we terrorize the two year-old EPS1 class (I'm coming for you, Coop!). Potty break, more cookies, playground, and then maybe we go apeshit on some kids music until our parents come pick us up.

Next stop, Kindergarten biotch!

That is all...