Almost enough for a Coke pencil!

Sometimes, I like to dance. Sometimes I like to play Coke Rewards. Sometimes I like to be naked.


Sometimes, I like to do them all at once.

I just scored ten points! Happy dance... Doin' the happy dance. Being happy. Being free.


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Cake and Balloons are soooo last August.

We recently celebrated Gaberdoody's first birthday. Got yourself a cake and a little party? Well I did it first, so I win.


Here Gia is showing off her fancy boa and handbag. If I was Gabe, I'd lay the smack down. I'd say, "It's my party, sis. Reckognize." Then I'd drop an atomic elbow on her and steal the boa for myself. Dudes can wear boas, especially if they're electric purple. I believe I saw Prince do this. So it must be ok.


Here Gabey has done something truly worth celebrating. He made a huge fracking mess. He basically took a nice little personal cake and performed some "Tiger Style" Gabe-jitsu on it, causing it to explode. All the while Aunt Dana and Grandma look on in shock and reverence. He truly has amazed them with his "cake crusher" finishing moves.

Bravo, Gabo.


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Check out my whip

You know I ride in style. And at times, I like to ride shirtless, like a young Dylan McKay. I feel the soft sea breezes in my hair, and long to talk to Brenda...

How's Paris? Yeah, Brandon and I are keeping busy... Speaking of getting busy, did you know I banged your hot albino friend Kelly? It was totally worth it.


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