Hanging with the Po Po

Got mahself arrested for disorderly conduct. I tried to swipe his sidearm, as practice for my deadly ninja moves.

He was not amused.

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Whose crib?

Nap time in the household is best spent together with someone.
Like Lando Catrissian.

That is all...

Splish Splash

Does this giant tub make me look fat?

Tonight is a spa night. A girl needs a nice hot bath from time to time.

After a bath, I like to get  a rubdown. (Not the kind you have to pay extra for.)

And then, I pause and reflect on how divine my life is. For I am a sweet, fat, little baby.

That is all...