Take a big swig of the Koolaid. Trust me.

All future dictators must learn techniques for quelling rebellion and dissent. I chose to put a little something in everyone's juice.

Freddie showed a surprising resilience, so I had to choose a more direct route.

"Don't fight it Freddie. The others struggled, and look where it got them.
Shhhhh.. Go to sleep..."

That is all...

The Son Becomes the Father

Today Dad showed me something AWESOME. It's called Zelda. I played it for at least an hour today, and I of course picked it up like a champ.

That's right, a five year-old trounced his father's beloved game.

At one point I saw tears in his eyes. He said it was from the joy of "seeing the circle completed," whatever that means.

I think it was because I beat his score so easily. Bring it on, old timer. I've conquered your childhood nostalgia with my god-like gaming powers.

That is all...