Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Italy can suck it

One of the best parts about the 4th of July is the resurrection of old timey songs. These songs are quaint and remind us that colonial Americans had little to do other than sit around and make catchy jingles.

A lot of these songs need to be updated, however. Take "Yankee Doodle" for instance. The comment about "macaroni" is outmoded. What have the Italians done for us? Except maybe roll over every single time we've fought against or with them in the last 100 years.

I say we celebrate instead the greatness that is America, and pay homage to that most tasty tuber, the potato.


That is all..

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