My kingdom, laid out before us in rustic granite relief. If only Cooper would be my willing second in command, helping me rule with justice, fear, and power. Instead he is a bitter disappointment.
Here's a prime example: I asked him what is greatest in life. He said, "yar-gins". This is Cooper pidgin for "The Backyardigans". No doubt his answer was influenced by the mind-numbing two hour car ride filled with endless repeats of the Backyardigans' hits played on the stereo. I believe I saw dad's ears bleeding at one point, but who pays attention to morons?
Anyway, clearly the correct answer to my question is, "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of the women." I also would have accepted, "desert eagle .50," or "shapely curves on a cougar" But alas, Coop is oblivious.
Cooper, thou hast shamed me.
That is all...
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