First step towards EGOT

Today I, Waakabee, will be playing Santa in the school play. My role includes a monologue and a solo. Some of you may express surprise that a skinny four year old could play an obese, altruistic geriatric. Poppycock, I say.

The B has excellent range. The B is an excellent actor. The B is an excellent singer. Put simply, the B is excellence.

As long as the other monkeys in my troupe don't try to outshine me in anyway or occlude my spotlight, things will go off without a hitch. Should anyone get cheeky, though...I can turn a jingle bell into a shiv before you can say, "Joy Noel".

If you are in town today, feel free to stop by and watch the performance. I dare say some of you will shed a tear in gratitude.

That is all...

Found the Elmo ornament

Coop here: I'm enjoying donuts and cider at Ryan's bday party. Taking notes for my own suare, coming up soon.

And to be honest, while the B is out on the tumblebus, I've been studiously reading every book I can find inside Ryan's house.

And I just noticed that Owen and Ryan have an Elmo ornament. Several in fact.

Dad, take note. Elmo ornaments make christmas better.

Mess with the bull...

And you're gonna get the horns.

That is all...