Putting DJ Lance and Coop to shame

I look great in these paper glasses! All hail DJ Waakabee!

Yo Gabba Gabba!

I'm at Yo Gabba Gabba Live with mommy, daddy, Walker! And I'm super excited to have my new Muno shirt and my DJ Lance glasses!

Guess who doesn't love me?

My parents sent me this tease of a picture, while they're at Universal without me. I could understand not taking Cooper (he sucks), but neglecting me?

Such impudence will be punished.


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Fire skill +1

Learning the intricacies of pyrotechnics, to further my pursuit of world domination.

Dad wouldn't let me actually play with the fire or the large explosives, but in his magnanimity allowed me this piddling sparkler. I'm making dad, of those who displease me. You are STILL at the top of that list. Retribution will be had.

On a happier note, "big, bad" Cooper and and his running mouth was silenced, as it turns out he's afraid of the big booms. Finally, I've found a chink in his armor.

Happy Independence Day, monkeys. Live it up while you can, the age of the Waakabee is nigh.

That is all...

Swim, Eat, Call Bitches.

On a hot July afternoon, there's nothing like a cool dip in the pool. Then snack on a tasty banana to recover energy and potassium. Then dial up some of my favorite peeps and chat about the day.

"Yeah I know boo, I wasn't dissing you at nap time, it's just that Shoshanna wanted a piece of this action. There's enough of the Coop to go around, baby, don't worry. You're still my sweet angel. The Coop will show you his love tomorrow - meet me at the activities table. Now let's sing twinkle twinkle little star together and call it a night - I'm wore out."

That is all...

HBD to Nannie

In our magnanimousity we have recorded a video for posterity, telling our dear Nannie how much we care that she is aging. We hope this video provides some consolation to the fact that she's is that much closer to assisted living.

We love you!



That is all...

Joke Master

Waakabee's joke of the day:

Knock knock
Who's There?
Interupting Horse.
Interupting Horse wh..
MOOOO!

That is all...

This Cowboy is Movin' On

Some of you have heard that Waakabee and I are moving. We are ditching our current home and headed for greener pastures.

We'll still be OTP, but a little further out nearer to horse farms and cowpokes.

I don't mean to get all...Waaka on this and go prancing about in costume, but I am practicing my cowboy look.
I like it. What do you think?

That is all...

G'day Mate

Got my didgeridoo and I'm going on a walkabout to see a crocodile.

And then after I've killed that croc, I'll chop off his tail and slap the hell out Waakabee with it.

Why, you ask? Why accost a young boy with a severed crocodile's tail?

Cause sometimes even Wayne Brady has to slap a bitch.

That is all...

Magna Cum Validus

Today I was thrown a parade and ceremony to herald my emergence into boyhood and my eminence in the field of pre-K academia.

For kicks, I let the administrators dress the other children in matching red cap and gown. I felt that having a coterie of disciples who emulate me would be a great way to reinforce the message that I FRAKKING ROCK AND YOU KNOW IT.

My right hand man, my meta-human colleague and trusted consigliari Fred and I look smashing in our outfits, wouldn't you say?

Also in attendance were my lieutenants, Aadi, Aneesh, and Avery. Or as I like to call them, my A-Team. If I had to pick roles, I think it's pretty obvious that Aneesh is Face, Avery is Murdock, Aadi is the van, and Freddie is BA Baracus. That rounds me out to be Hannibal. As if you couldn't tell.

Alright gang, it's time to roll. First we hit the punch, then the cookies, then back to the punch, then we terrorize the two year-old EPS1 class (I'm coming for you, Coop!). Potty break, more cookies, playground, and then maybe we go apeshit on some kids music until our parents come pick us up.

Next stop, Kindergarten biotch!

That is all...

"I cook pancakes, Da-dee"

So... if you leave your cooking ingredients out on the island, go in the other room to investigate the sound of a crash, discover it's your four year-old playing nicely yet destructively, then return and find your two year-old elbow deep in the Bisquick, don't be surprised.

Because clearly, you wanted my help cooking, even though you did not explicitly ask me.

And dammit you should be GRATEFUL.


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Operation Egg Hunt Complete

This morning we practiced our SAR techniques during Operation Egg Hunt. We canvased the test range with small grenade shaped containers called "Easter Eggs." Using a progressive start schedule, we allowed the lesser teams Team Coopadoop and Team Maddie-Madness to go first followed by the advanced recon units of Team Albanian Storm and Team WaakaDOOM.

I excelled, but my right hand Frederic of Team Albanian Storm outdid even me.

Cooper, leader of Team Coopadoop, naturally lagged behind. Given that he's slow in developing and in mind, I'm not surprised.

Here is a shot of me finding an egg. I am clearly excited. I was pretending it was a WMD, and that in gaining possession of the weapon my despotic regime now had the means to inflict terror upon my neighbors.

In reality, it was filled with chocolate, which is almost as good.

That is all...

Not feeling so hot

Well, technically I have a fever of 102, but you get what I mean.

Dad is a so-so nurse. I need my mommy.

That is all...

All the necessities...

Soccer ball? Check.
Submarine shirt? Check.
Sycamore pod? Check.
Shorts of plaid? Check.
Shin guards? Check.
Soccer cleats? Check.

All my S's accounted for.

What the f* are you staring at?

That is all...

Got a little Captain in You?

Cause I sure as hell have some in me.

That is all...

Security at the Olympics

Dad says that "Wolf", one of our specialized clone troopers, was providing security at the Olympics. Apparently they have giant sized mittens on display there. Here is "Wolf" clowning around in front of the display.

Back to work, soldier!

That is all...

Stay Frosty

Dad said that he caught Coco doing a recon mission in the mountains around Seattle during his recent visit. He took some snapshots for me.

Thanks Dad! You don't always suck!

All clear, sir

Dear Monkeys,

Dad ran into clone trooper "Coco" while on his trip to Seattle. Dad said that Coco was protecting the forests from droids and other Separatist scum.

I can't wait to see who else he sees on his trip. Perhaps other clone trooper adventures await?

That is all...

Annie's Red Balloon

Coop here!

Every day on the way to school we listen to my favorite CD, The Little Einsteins Musical Missions.

One of the adventures involves a search for Annie's birthday balloon. She accidentally let it go, and it floated away to Seattle. The Einsteins must climb aboard Rocket to go on a balloon rescue! Don't let it touch the Seattle Space Needle, or it may pop!

Daddy recently visited, and brought back this picture.

That is all...

I love shopping with daddy

Because he let's me do things mommy wouldn't.

I love shopping with mommy

Because she let's me try on silly hats.

Even Young Despots Love their Mommy

Today I....

Took a relaxing break with Mommy and watched my favorite show, "Star Wars the Clone Wars." I use the show to try to discern the mysteries of the Force. If I had that, then conquering the world would go sooooo much easier.

Plus it gives me some time to recharge my batteries. Being a badass young despot-in-training is exhausting, ya know.

That is all...

Damn Straight.

That is all...

Come for the savings, stay for the fun.

Daddy loves Costco for the samples and jumbo sized cheesy poofs. Walker and I love it for the ample running room and "try it before you buy it" atmosphere.