Learning the intricacies of pyrotechnics, to further my pursuit of world domination.
Dad wouldn't let me actually play with the fire or the large explosives, but in his magnanimity allowed me this piddling sparkler. I'm making dad, of those who displease me. You are STILL at the top of that list. Retribution will be had.
On a happier note, "big, bad" Cooper and and his running mouth was silenced, as it turns out he's afraid of the big booms. Finally, I've found a chink in his armor.
Happy Independence Day, monkeys. Live it up while you can, the age of the Waakabee is nigh.
That is all...
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