Fire skill +1

Learning the intricacies of pyrotechnics, to further my pursuit of world domination.

Dad wouldn't let me actually play with the fire or the large explosives, but in his magnanimity allowed me this piddling sparkler. I'm making dad, of those who displease me. You are STILL at the top of that list. Retribution will be had.

On a happier note, "big, bad" Cooper and and his running mouth was silenced, as it turns out he's afraid of the big booms. Finally, I've found a chink in his armor.

Happy Independence Day, monkeys. Live it up while you can, the age of the Waakabee is nigh.

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Swim, Eat, Call Bitches.

On a hot July afternoon, there's nothing like a cool dip in the pool. Then snack on a tasty banana to recover energy and potassium. Then dial up some of my favorite peeps and chat about the day.

"Yeah I know boo, I wasn't dissing you at nap time, it's just that Shoshanna wanted a piece of this action. There's enough of the Coop to go around, baby, don't worry. You're still my sweet angel. The Coop will show you his love tomorrow - meet me at the activities table. Now let's sing twinkle twinkle little star together and call it a night - I'm wore out."

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HBD to Nannie

In our magnanimousity we have recorded a video for posterity, telling our dear Nannie how much we care that she is aging. We hope this video provides some consolation to the fact that she's is that much closer to assisted living.

We love you!



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