Move over, Oedipus.

The B is exhausted. So I take le nap on my favorite shoulder, mommie's.
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It's Dog eat Monkey, Rat eat Rat.

If there's one thing I've learned, it's that you never back down. I think you'll find my jaws of steel will prevail, Charlie!
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He's bringing sexy back

Esto es mi padre. He looks better in the dark, ladies.
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Fret not, monkeys.

I am still recovering from my lengthy trip to our nation's capital with my parents. I have many photos and stories to tell.

I have also recently hit several milestones in my young life that you shouldbe made aware of, so that you can properly bask in my glory.

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Vive la Waaka

This is Napoleon. He was a great leader and better yet, a great general. As such, I have much to learn from him. Like when to NOT attack Russia (late summer). Or how to successfully be banished (get sent to a tropical locale, and when bored quietly rally the old gang). Someday the world will tremble before a new petite menace. Waakalemagne.

I think his belly itches. Mine does sometimes, too, mon freur.

Now I must take le nap.

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George Bush = country boy (Aw Naw)

When rollin' through the streets of DC, it's important to keep up one's image and style.

Here I show W how the Waaka does the gangsta lean. Get crunk, dubya! Washington DC in the houuuuuse!
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We The People, of these Waaka States...

This is a very special room in Philadelphia. As you can see, I was granted sole and private access.



Here I am in the room where the Declaration of Independence was signed. And the Constitution was drafted. And where Lee Greenwood once spontaneously combusted from the energy and fire of national pride after having just stepped in the room. It's a very powerful place.

Someday, people will come from miles around to see the places that Waakabee did dramatic things. First steps. First painting. First manifesto. First battle (and victory). First conquered land. First concubine (of many)... The people shall revel in my historic significance. I can hardly friggin' wait.

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Project Serpentor Thwarted!!

We went to sunny Philadelphia after Uncle Toro's wedding. I had plans for this trip. Until I was rudely stopped!



I was just told by dad that we will not be digging up Ben Franklin's grave. I had hoped to steal some of his DNA, to help me construct my ultimate sidekick/mad scientist crony. DNA samples from the Founding Fathers, mixed with my own (for brilliance) and some of Ralphie's (for agressiveness) and Annie's (for sheer size and wookie-ness) will help me engineer brilliant killing machines and minions. I mean that was the whole point of this friggin' trip, right?

How is the Waakabee supposed to conquer North America by age 4 without his Franklinstein, Wahingdrone, or Jeffersonofthedevil?! [Yes, I came up with nicknames for them. Every good evil person has a handle.] Project Serpentor cannot fail; I'm too close to acheiving my goals!

You are an ass, dad. This insolence will not go unpunished.
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Delaware. Gateway to New Jersey.

So here we are in the lobby of the hotel in Delaware, visiting for Uncle Toro's wedding. Note the concern with which mommy is attending to me. Did you even notice, crazy lady, that my outfit clashes? Take me to the pool. The Waakabee wishes to frolick in the water.
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