On to New Years...

As we move forward to New Year's weekend, I want to remind people that debauchery and wickedness are totally cool, as long as you get it done before midnight on 12/31. After that, new leaf, etc etc. So be sure to get your sinnin' in before the Ball drops.

Speaking of, Dr. K says I have about 12 or more years until my own ball drops. That'll be some fun, won't it?! Holla!

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Very disappointed...

You all suck. No one, except Aunt Grecia, submitted any ideas for my blog slogan. Where's the love, people? Do you no likey the Waakabee? The Waakabee not good enough for you? This site works through input from the readership. Give me input!

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Cuteness...

It's been a while since I've discussed how frackin' cute I am......I haven't the energy; here's a picture instead.

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I need your opinion. I may not heed it, but regardless...

So it's time to go global with this baby. In order to facilitate that, I need a slogan. Despite my seemingly un-toppable excellence and cunning proficiency in the finer arts of writing and comedy, I might as well get some help.

So here's the pitch:
I'm looking for help on coming up with a phrase which is both catchy and whimsical. It must be funny, and not lame. And by lame I mean in the way someone could accurately say "Full House was lame", not "This hear horse has gone lame."

Here's an example: "He poops, you cry. He laughs, you pee. StripedPajamas.blogspot.com."

This modest example shows that clearly I am born with a stellar aptitude for marketing and creativity. However, even a ruler must at some point acknowledge that his subjects might, *might* have something to add to life's great discussion.

So start responding, posting comments, etc. with your ideas for my catchphrase(s). The lucky winners will likely not be recognized nor rewarded, but they would know in their heart of hearts that I have heard the call of the proletariat and have at least given a kind of half-wave, half-nod in recognition.

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Cast & Crew Spotlight - Annie

I'd like to begin introducing you all to the Cast and Crew of Waakaworld.

These are the monkeys and minions that make my world go 'round.

Annie

Nickname(s): Annie Bananie, Nanners

Annie is a delightful pup that mom and dad got from the Golden Retriever Rescue of Atlanta. Dad says, they are a bunch of snotty dog lovers who shunned mom and him for nearly a year before finally agreeing to give them Annie. Mom says, calm down- they may read this.

She apparently came from a champion breeder in Alabama who was dying and decided to destroy all of his stock (take it with him, in a

sense). Someone spotted him shooting Annie's mom and dad, and managed to save her and some littermates. Poor Annie is an orphan.

Annie likes to jump on people and onto the bed. She's afraid of the vacuum, she loves bones (especially Retriever rolls), and she looooves to play with Charlie. And by play, I mean she likes to steal his bones and air hump him. She also likes to eat sticks. She will disassemble a stick with her teeth faster than Forrest Gump can disassemble his M-14 carbine.

She always greets us at the door with a "gift", typically whatever was lying around the door at the time. She tries to make friends with Dirty and Ralphie on occasion, but only Ralphie seems to tolerate her.

Annie has gotten really good at following dad around the neighborhood without a leash, and loves to ride in the car with us. She really likes when we stay home for the day and follows us from room to room, to keep an eye on us.

Annie once ate some Gorilla Glue and had to have surgery to get it removed from her tummy. It cost mom and dad nearly $2,000 and incredible emotional pain. She obviously pulled out, though, and lives on to torment the kitties and bring big, fluffy, golden happiness to the family. Below is the glue. That's a gallon bag, FYI.

Oh, and she has eaten my dirty diapers on two occasions. How uncouth, you shaggy fleabag. In the picture below, she considers eating baby Gia.

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Cast & Crew Spotlight - Charlie

On to the cutest pup in the household... (sorry, Annie!)

Charlie
Nicknames: Charlie Chompers, Charley Barley, Charles

Hello, my name is Charlie, and I have taken over Walker's blog to write about myself. I am the best dog ever. Come over and see me, and I'll be your best friend. I love bones, so bring one when you come, and we can play a game of "you can't have my bone".

Please don't believe anything good they say about Annie. She's a big doofus. And she is mean, mean, mean. She steals my bones, she nudges me out of the way when the humans pay attention to me. Bascially she cock blocks me even though she doesn't have one.

Ralphie's okay. Although he refuses to play with me even when I make overtures to him. I think it's because he doesn't like rawhide bones.

I especially like the orange and white hamster that we have. She puffs up like a little fluffy white thundercloud everytime I come around. One of my favorite games to play is "freak out the hamster." It basically goes like this:

Me: Hey Dirty. What's up?
Dirty: Aaaaghhh!! Aaaagggggghhh!! Aaaaaaaggggggghhhhhh!! Piss off!!
(Dirty runs away in a blur of white and orange fur)

I can't wait to be best friends with Waakabee, who has already promised that we will be BFF. You and I could be best friends, too. But you can't have my bone. No sir.

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