I'd like to begin introducing you all to the Cast and Crew of Waakaworld.
These are the monkeys and minions that make my world go 'round.
Annie
Nickname(s): Annie Bananie, Nanners
Annie is a delightful pup that mom and dad got from the Golden Retriever Rescue of Atlanta. Dad says, they are a bunch of snotty dog lovers who shunned mom and him for nearly a year before finally agreeing to give them Annie. Mom says, calm down- they may read this.
She apparently came from a champion breeder in Alabama who was dying and decided to destroy all of his stock (take it with him, in a
sense). Someone spotted him shooting Annie's mom and dad, and managed to save her and some littermates. Poor Annie is an orphan.
Annie likes to jump on people and onto the bed. She's afraid of the vacuum, she loves bones (especially Retriever rolls), and she looooves to play with Charlie. And by play, I mean she likes to steal his bones and air hump him. She also likes to eat sticks. She will disassemble a stick with her teeth faster than Forrest Gump can disassemble his M-14 carbine.
She always greets us at the door with a "gift", typically whatever was lying around the door at the time. She tries to make friends with Dirty and Ralphie on occasion, but only Ralphie seems to tolerate her.
Annie has gotten really good at following dad around the neighborhood without a leash, and loves to ride in the car with us. She really likes when we stay home for the day and follows us from room to room, to keep an eye on us.
Annie once ate some Gorilla Glue and had to have surgery to get it removed from her tummy. It cost mom and dad nearly $2,000 and incredible emotional pain. She obviously pulled out, though, and lives on to torment the kitties and bring big, fluffy, golden happiness to the family. Below is the glue. That's a gallon bag, FYI.
Oh, and she has eaten my dirty diapers on two occasions. How uncouth, you shaggy fleabag. In the picture below, she considers eating baby Gia.
That is all...
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