Dear Adoring Fans,
please do not delete StripedPajamas from your 'favorites' list. My Dad is a very busy and important man. Did you know he has made the rank of Imperial Trooper and fights with Darth Vadar himself. Amazing. You should all be terrified of his great power. After all, he did provide 50 percent of the Wakkabee's magnificent DNA.
Your Dad is serving as an Imperial Trooper - Okay. Star Wars technology used to be so impressive. You guys have developed lasers which can destroy whole planets, and your space ships can jump into hyperspace (which I assume is faster than lightspeed) - but your Dad can't post on a blog because he is too busy. Or is the truth that an Imperial Cruiser or wherever he is stationed has no internet connection? WTF - Maybe the Empire is strapped for cash after waging an unsuccessful war against an insurgency? (Hmmm...that sounds familiar.) Anyway, I thought that technology was supposed to enhance productivity. Something here doesn't add up. Maybe the truth is that your Dad is boozing it up at some bar with a Wookie.
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